The eighth coolest man ever.by jrpearlman2 CommentsJuly 24, 2008Garry Templeton. “If I ain’t startin’, I ain’t departin’.” 2 thoughts on “The eighth coolest man ever.” Christopher Lane Johnson February 12, 2012 at 4:25 am Write something about him. I have a 1984 Jump Steady classic gangster white with orange lettering jersey and it’s the best thing you’ve ever seen. Ever. You should buy one. What? You already have six of them? Good for you, Jeff. Good for you. Smart man. Reply Christopher Lane Johnson February 12, 2012 at 4:31 am Shoot me an e-mail if you’re interested in a talented writer contributing to something on Sports Illustrated. I’m not as good as you, but hell, I’m pretty damn good. And I’m 31 years of age. Got a hot latina wife and two of the most beautiful boys you’ve ever seen. Promise. Gotta lot to say and I’m running out of time. We all are. Congrats on your life. Must be nice. I’ll be there someday soon; mark my words, Mr. Pearlman. Permanent marker should be used. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply previousJeff Pearlman loves soccernextThe eighth coolest man ever (The Recount Edition).