The question was a simple one: Voice box or colostomy bag?
The answers: Numerous and entertaining.
The winner: Dave G., who wrote: You guys are all wrong! I want both! Why choose between two great options when you can have it all? Whatâ€™s the fun of pooping in a bag if you canâ€™t tell people about it in a computerized voice? And whatâ€™s the fun of having a computerized voice if you canâ€™t use it to talk about poop in a bag? Really, folks, some people CAN have it all. And if I had my way, Iâ€™d have both!
Dave G. congrats! You win a copy of the upcoming book. Please drop me an e-mail at email@example.com with your address. And thanks to all for playing. May we all live lives that allow us to never have to make such a choice …