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Leah turns 40

Today is my sister-in-law’s birthday. At work, they surprised her with, uh, eh, ahem, a big purple monster. I don’t quite know what to make of this. I’ve had 36 birthday celebrations, and never—not once—did anyone send a big purple monster. In fact, I never even had a horse. Popeye. A dog. Nothing.

F-ing purple monsters.