I was thinking this might be funny. Having survived the last-second Emmitt Smith smack-down on Outside The Lines three days ago, I’ve been gifted with several people offering one-liners I should have fired off at the NFL’s all-time leading rusher.
To refresh the memory, Smith said, “Go sell some books Jeff …”
And I said, well, I said nothing.
Hence, whoever comes up with the best one-liner wins a free copy of “Boys Will Be Boys.”
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