I mistakingly said people should e-mail me the answers, but it’s best to post them here. Thus far, the entries include:
“And Emmitt, you keep on keeping on… ESPN have a golden egg with you.” —Vince
“Good luck with the English as a Second Language (ESL) classes this fall.” —Doug
“Keep hanging on to the “Star”, Emmitt.” — Timothy
“Hey Emmitt, the Jerk Store called and they’re running out of you!” — Tommy
“Hey Emmitt, go READ some books.” — Joe
“I hope you’re enjoying your retirement Emmitt.” — Charles