When cool actually dies

Ponce de Leon believes he found the Fountain of Youth.

Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet bowl.

Roger Craig devised the splitter.

Yet tonight I have them all beaten. I have discovered the exact moment—down to the precise second—when cool dies. It is here, in this video, at the exact time of 3:52, when a guy who once led one of the world’s biggest bands, well, just watch. But I must want you, it’s painful.

So if, at age 40 or 50 or 60 or whatever, you find yourself mimicking these moves, consider yourself ready for the glue factory.

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