Ponce de Leon believes he found the Fountain of Youth.
Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet bowl.
Roger Craig devised the splitter.
Yet tonight I have them all beaten. I have discovered the exact momentâ€”down to the precise secondâ€”when cool dies. It is here, in this video, at the exact time of 3:52, when a guy who once led one of the world’s biggest bands, well, just watch. But I must want you, it’s painful.
So if, at age 40 or 50 or 60 or whatever, you find yourself mimicking these moves, consider yourself ready for the glue factory.