A (Democratic) idiot

 

This is infuriating. You wanna cheat on your wife? It’s your business (and, uh, your wife’s). But don’t go running on a Family Values platform while doing so. Man, power is the worst drug I’ve ever seen. More addictive than crack, more mind-altering than shrooms, more expensive than coke. And I’m the guy who used to go to Marty and Lenny’s in high school and order a Woo-Woo …

Bottom line: If you’re not happy in your marriage, do something about it. Seek counseling. Talk it out. Hell, get a divorce. But why cheat? Why reach that sort of level where you’re humiliating a person who supposedly love(d)? Why?