JEFF PEARLMAN

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Why I would advise you not to get a dog

Here I stand early this morning, freezing my ass off, walking Norma. It was my fear when we bought a dog, and it has come true. Winter+Dog=No Good.

I’m not saying I don’t love little Norma. She’s a good gal. But, really, I can do without the early-morning hell …