JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

Why I don’t like the coverage of the March Madness

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I’m watching UCLA-VCU as we speak …

:23

“And Maynor hits both free throws! A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
:19

“Shipp grabs the rebound. A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
:17

“Oh, a big free throw! Big! A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
:12

“Whoa, Vanilla Ice and Erin Moran have stripped and are running across the court! A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
:09

“The president has announced we will invade Cuba! A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
:06

“My dog has died. A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
:02

“He shoots, and … A time out on the floor, and we’ll be back after this message …”
Click.