JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

All-Star Monday

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ESPN boasts a long and prosperous history of butchering events, but it really thrives on the evening before baseball’s annual All-Star Game.

Tonight was no exception.

To begin with, Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg are not celebrities. They host a morning radio show, and belong in the celebrity softball classic as much as Scott Capro* does. Second, Chris Berman needs a new gig. Really, he does. The man’s routine is soooooo old—”Back, back, back, back …”

Please, Chris. Stop.

Third, well, that’s it. Just a quick vent.

* Scott was my roommate at the University of Delaware.

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