JEFF PEARLMAN

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A setback for obese women (and the twigs who love them)

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Odd story today out of Cleveland. A very, very, very large woman named Mia Landingham killed the father of her three children by, well, sitting on his head after an argument.

She went to trial, got off, and now has to live with the fact that she squashed her kids’ father to death. Strange.

I am much larger than my wife—outweigh her by a solid 80 pounds. So I try to not sit on her head. Feet, sure. Hands, OK. But never the skull, because that could really hurt.

Don’t try this at home.

PS: Totally off the topic: My wonderful mother, of all people, introduced me to this website. Try and find a better homepage for your computer. Just try …