I just left a message for a college football coach. His receptionist’s name is Mary Hooker.
I just found that really funny—but a horrific name to live with.
Man, I’m 12.
PS: This is inexplicable and embarrassing, but a few minutes ago I was watching Ellen interview Christina Aguilera. Think about this—10 years ago Spear and Aguilera were battling. Both were young, sexy, musical and seemingly crazy—then Aguilera sorta escaped her image and, as a result, her sales sorta dropped. Watch this interview, and you tell me who has a better life?
