The Great Purge

Photo on 2010-02-02 at 02.56

It’s 2:57 am, and I was supposed to have gone to bed two hours ago. Instead, I spent all this time purging. And purging. And purging. It started with a shelf, transitioned to a closet, moved to the kitchen. I am about to throw out, oh, approximately 534 1/2 pieces of useless plastic accumulated by my two children over the past few years. Really, it’s amazing to see how much worthless plastic shit labeled MADE IN CHINA can travel all the way from the Far East to my kiddies’ drawers.

Best thing I found: This Sharper Image nasal hair remover, a gift from my loving wife six or seven years ago.

Ahem, not that I need it …