In my dreams, the members of KISS never remove their makeup. In my dreams, soda is as healthy as water. In my dreams, The Cable Guy wins the Academy Award every year, Hall & Oates are the Beatles and I am sitting in my house in Manhattan Beach, overlooking the Pacific.
Also in my dreams, the USFL still exists, what with its dazzling helmets, funky uniforms and unpredictable offensive schemes.
Alas, it is not to be.
Damn, that was a great league …