JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

Letter of the day

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Received this e-mail today. He actually included his name, so I looked him up on Facebook. Lotsa photos.

I’ve gotta assume his e-mail was dripping with irony …

Jeff; this is my third time wearing old #25, since the home opener. Watching kruk and kuip, in the 9th tonight, hoping we pull out a win.

A. Barry probably didn’t want to talk to you because, he couldn’t stand looking at that nose.

B. Go fuck yourself, your work smells of shit disturber.

With regard to a, seriously buddy, get that thing looked at.

That’s my opinion.

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