I am in a dark mood today.
Very. Very. Dark.
It’s raining. I forgot some of the notes I needed. This idiot next to me is on her cell phone talking to her mother. This idiot next to me is on her cell phone talking to her mother—loudly. This idiot next to me is on her cell phone talking to her mother—loudly, while slurping her soup. I don’t want to work. My brain is dead. Finances are tight. My wife was snippy yesterday. I’m dieting and no longer having fun. My son still craps in his underwear. I’ve run out of pens. The boy up the street is very sick. I just brought my lawnmower into Sears for a repair. This woman got off the phone with her mother and is now calling somebody else. Elton John performed at Ruch Limbaugh’s wedding.