JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

If only it were 1988

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Here’s some thrilling news. According to a report from something called THR, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson have signed on to star side-by-side in a new Syfy original movie, “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.”

The report reads: “[The film] will feature Gibson as a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores and releases them into the Everglades – where they then morph into super-sized menaces – while Tiffany will portray an over-enthusiastic park ranger out to save endangered alligators.”

Uh … I’m not quite sure what to say here. Are there TV exceutives out there who truly, honestly, genuinely think that, in 2010, viewers are itching to see these two women?

I guess so.

Personally, I’d much prefer Emmanuel Lewis and Sam from Diff’rent Strokes. But that’s just me.