How to write a book

So I’m sitting in Stabucks, working on Chapter 9 of the upcoming book. Here’s my pictorial essay, HOW TO WRITE A BOOK:

1. Track down every media guide the person has ever appeared in, then photocopy all the pages …

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2. Call every person from those media guides, ranging from superstars to ballboys to secretaries …

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3. Go to Harvard’s library and uncover every possible article that even references the guy’s name …

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4. Read every article, with a highlighter (or BOLD if they’re on computer) …

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5. Organize everything chronologically, so you can go back and smoothly dig the info you need …

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6. Start writing, chronologically …

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7. Lots and lots of cocaine.

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