JEFF PEARLMAN

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Smarter by the day …

With each passing day, Sarah Palin impresses me more and more.

In this interview, she uses complete sentences! With verbs! And nouns! Together!

Seriously, I can’t deal with this person. I just can’t. She is dumb. Like, really dumb. And to people who say, “Hey, she did some good things as governor,” I counter with that fact that, occasionally, blind squirrels find nuts. Really, they do.

Her solution to illigal immigration is, in her words, “simple”—deport them!

How do you report 12 million illegals? “Deport them!”

What about the financial complications? “Deport them!”

The logistics? “Deport them!”

Relations with Mexico? “Deport them!”

Fact: If Sarah Palin looks like Barbara Bush, we’ve never heard of her.