… but I just think this is the coolest thing ever. Thanks to Brandon Sneed, I am the owner of a key-shaped device that stores everything.
The 3-D television doesn’t do it for me.
The iPod? Yawn.
Future visits to Mars? Swell.
But the key that holds all? Mind-blowing.
PS: Not trying to look like a human condom. Sitting in Starbucks, cold and wearing my 4-year-old son’s cap.