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My dog is farting

Like, nonstop. She just sits in her cage, a tad bit sickly, and lets loose crazy stinkers. At first I thought she smelled. Nope, the farts. I’d be OK with this were farts a byproduct of, say, moldy food or sneakers. but, quite literally, I am breathing in the air from my dog’s anal cavity.

What’s a brotha to do?