JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

Dumb.

There is a reason the former governor of Alaska (who quit; and whose name I promised not to use) endorsed Christine O’Donnell: Because both are fucking idiots.

I mean, is this a joke? Is that what’s going on here? Is the country being Punk’d, and Ashton Kutcher is about to jump out from behind a counter?

As I’ve always said, I can understand why people vote Republican. I hate Mitt Romney, but he’s not mentally impaired. Same goes for Meg Whitman, John McCain, Rick Perry (nah—scratch Rick Perry), Bob Dole, Jeb Bush, etc. I might think they’re evil and wrongheaded, but dumb? No.

Christine O’Donnell? Dumb.

Dumb.

Dumb.

Dumb.

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