I just vomited in my mouth

I promised I wouldn’t write about her.

I swore I wouldn’t write about her.

But … eh … ah … uh … I can’t help it. I’m sick. Addicted. Warped. Call it what you will—my No Sarah Palin Ban has lasted for all of … two weeks. Crap.

Below is the trailer to her new show. I don’t even know what to say. Or think. Is that what TV has come to—providing free advertising to promote the nation’s biggest con as a down-home Alaska goodie?

Bleeecchchchchchchchc! (That’s my bagel)