Just off the top of my head …
1. Sarah Palin—Easily.
2. Brett Favre—Dear God, please go away. And to the good folk at ESPN, do us a favor and start ignoring the old fuck.
3. Rudy Giuliani—Fifteen minutes came, fifteen minutes left.
4. Sully—We were all impressed by the way he landed that plane. But then it went on and on and on and on.
5. Peter Cetera—I know, an odd fit. But his music is just the worst.
6. Oprah Winfrey—I’ve been dreaming of her exit for 10 years. Wishes come true!
7. John Sterling—Unlistenable.
8. Jimmy Carter—I actually love Jimmy Carter. But for not being a very good president, he sure talks a lot.
9. Kate Gosselin—I hate her. Way to exploit your kids.
10. Sean Hannity—Dumb+A forum=this fool.