Rush Limbaugh’s quote of the day

From Advice he gave his listeners—many of who will surely listen and break open the ol’ pork rinds …

What have I told you about diet and exercise?  Exercise is irrelevant…. “How do you know all this?”  One of the reasons I know what I know is that I know liberals, and I know liberals lie, and if Michelle Obama’s gonna be out there ripping into “food desserts” and saying, “This is why people are fat,” I know it’s not true.  “Rush, do you really believe that? It’s that simple to you, liberals lie?”  Yes, it is, folks.  Once you learn that, once you come to grips with that, once you accept that, the rest is easy.  Very, very simple.  Now, my doctor has never told me to restrict any intake of salt, but if he did, I wouldn’t.  I’d just spend more time in the steam or the sauna sweating it out. *

* The good folks at do not endorse or deny the views expressed by Mr. Limbaugh. Who, by the way, is the ingrown hair of an unwiped emu anus.

7 thoughts on “Rush Limbaugh’s quote of the day”

  1. So what you’re saying is that someone (a liberal of course) needs to tell Rush something like, drinking battery acid is bad for you.

  2. Interesting “logic” here. With this newfound knowledge, I’ve decided to stop drinking water. Why, you ask?Because, I know people & I know they lie. People say “water is good for you” & “you need it to live”. But, I know it’s not true. Trust me, I’m a genie!

  3. You know what, I want Rush Limbaugh to tell his idiot listeners things like this. And I want them to listen and get fatter and not exercise.

    Because eventually, there’s going to be more of people like me and less people like them.

    And that’s a very good thing. Keep preaching, Brother Rush. Keep preaching.

  4. Emus, being birds, have either hair nor an anus. Therefore Rush Limbaugh is, in fact, an ingrown rachis on an unwiped emu cloaca.

    It still got him a deferment from military service.

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