JEFF PEARLMAN

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Hail to the Chief (Wacko)

Sarah Palin has officially announced that she’s officially thinking of officially thinking of running for president.

But first she has to pray.

I have my own prayer: Dear God, let Sarah Palin run for president, and let the media eat at her bullshit like sharks after a steak. Let Sarah Palin be exposed as the fraud that she is. Let the world see how he blatantly makes things up. Help her to explain how, after quitting her job as governor to make big money ton TV, she is now qualified to be president. Dear God almighty, please help Sarah Palin by showing her the newspapers, and teaching her how to read them. Explain to her that she killed her party’s chances of taking over the Senate, and that only about 12 percent of America shares most of her views.

Then, dearest of dear Gods, when all this is done—please roll her in sausage and feed her to the New York City subway rats.

Amen.