JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

I will never, ever, ever talk to Katie Couric again! Dammit!

Don’t know if anyone here has seen this, but Sarah “The Fucking Idiot Who I Swore I’d Never Mention—But I Can’t Help Myself” Palin says if she runs for president, she’ll never—never!—speak with Katie Couric.

From Sarah: “As for doing an interview, though, with a reporter who already has such a bias against whatever it is that I would come out and say? Why waste my time? No. I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree. I studied journalism [JEFFIE NOTE: At like, five different low-level colleges], who, what, where, when, and why of reporting. I will speak to reporters who still understand that cornerstone of our democracy, that expectation that the public has for truth to be reported. And then we get to decide our own opinion based on the facts reported to us.”

I love this. I mean, I loooooooove this. Sarah Palin, a paid member of Fox News, is going to teach the world about proper journalism. I also love how, when Stupid Sarah repeats something enough times, it becomes true. Couric was biased. Couric’s interview was insulting. Couric violated some journalistic ethic … because she asked Palin what newspapers she reads, and the dumbass couldn’t name one. One. I’m no Couric lover (she’s fine … whatever), but it’s not only a reasonable question—it’s a good one. What a person reads tells us a great deal about who he/she is. Where your opinions come from. What sources you trust. What level material do you turn to.

Sadly, the brainless dolts who robotically follow Palin will listen to her, nod, drool, agree. Media—bad. Couric questioning—stupid. Sarah—the best. Must vote for Sarah … muuuuuuuuusssst voooooooooote foooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr Saaaaarrrrrrraaaaaahhhhh.

In 2010, the dumber you are, the higher you go.

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