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Oh, boy II

The reviews are starting to trickle in for Burlesque, the Christina Aguilera/Cher movie opening on Thanksgiving. I blogged recently how absolutely dreadful it looks, and it seems I’m probably right …

Thanks to Burlesque, we now have the answer to the question: “Which film ended the film careers of both Christina Aguilera and Cher?”

— Marshall Fine, Hollywood & Fine

There’s a chance you’ll like the film. Perhaps if you’re Christina Aguilera’s mom or the spirit of Sonny Bono reincarnated as a person who can tolerate awful movies.

— Phil Villarreal, OK! Magazine

I’m no movie reviewer … but this one’s gonna get ugly. Stay tuned.