JEFF PEARLMAN

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You’re just not all that cool

Athletes tend to think of themselves as extremely cool customers. I’m sure that’s what the 1989 Cincinnati Bengals felt as they approached the Super Bowl. Hence, the put together this song for a local television station.

My general rules for pro team songs:

A. Don’t do it, unless you’re the ’85 Bears.

B. Seriously, never.