Warlocks vs. Charlie Sheen

“Charlie Sheen is not a warlock, for a warlock is a wise person who understands the ways of the spirit world.”

Seriously, a guy could go his entire life and never hear a better quote. Never.

I’ve ignored Charlie Sheen’s plight, but this is fantastic because:

A. Fox is so pathetic, this is a news story.

B. I love the warlocks. Especially the woman who goes by a singular warlockian name.

C. It exists.

Big props to Brian Hickey for the heads-up.

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