“Charlie Sheen is not a warlock, for a warlock is a wise person who understands the ways of the spirit world.”
Seriously, a guy could go his entire life and never hear a better quote. Never.
I’ve ignored Charlie Sheen’s plight, but this is fantastic because:
A. Fox is so pathetic, this is a news story.
B. I love the warlocks. Especially the woman who goes by a singular warlockian name.
C. It exists.
Big props to Brian Hickey for the heads-up.