JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

Grosser than gross: II

Was teaching at Manhattanville tonight. Enter the men’s restroom—saw this.

Can someone please tell me what sort of human doesn’t remove his ass-cheek paper from the toilet seat? Who thinks, “Eh, I’ll just leave it for the next dude?”

Gross.

Not as gross as a dead mouse in an ice cream shop. But gross enough.

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