A memo to Dick Cheney

Mr. Vice President:

You’ve taken a million different opportunities to note how America is less safe under Barack Obama; how we’re no longer on the offensive and how he’s killed much of the work you and George W. Bush put in.

My response: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Seriously, I’m genuinely excited to watch Fox News and read the Wall Street Journal editorial page tomorrow. What are they all going to say? How are they going to discredit Obama? By slamming him for taking more than two years to do this? By mentioning again how he used to pal around with Bill Ayers? By questioning his patriotism and resolve?

I’m fascinated.