Am sitting in Starbucks. Made the huge mistake of complimenting an older gentleman on his iPad.
“Hey, I bet you love that,” I said.
This is what followed …
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lblahblahblahblahblahblahlblahblahlblahblahblahblahblahblahlblahblahlblahblahblahblahblahblahlblahblahl
blahblahblahblahblahblahlblahblahlblahblahblahblahblahblahlblahblahlblahblahblahblahblahblahlblahblahlblah
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blahblahblahblahlblahblahlblahblahblahblah.”
Ten minutes later, I’m back.