Just happened. Dialed a number I had for someone named Daniel, for a story I’m working on:
“Hello, can I speak to Daniel?”
Long pause.
“Hello?”
“Now you guys have done it!”
“Uh, what?”
“Now you guys have done it! I said I was going to prosecute, and now I’m going to!”
“Uh …”
“You’ve been calling me for three years! Three years!”
“M’am …”
“And now—that’s it!”
“M’am, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Yeah, right!”
“M’am, I’m a writer. I’m calling to …”
“Whatever.”
“Uh, OK.”
Click.