JEFF PEARLMAN

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Todd speaks!

Was watching Fox News at the gym tonight when Greta van Something said, “When we come back, a big endorsement.”

Commercials began.

Commercials ended.

The big endorsement? Todd Palin supporting Newt Gingrich.

Todd Palin? Todd friggin’ Palin? How is this a big endorsement? Hell, how is this even an endorsement? I endorse Barack Obama, but nobody asked me because nobody cared. And they shouldn’t care, because what the hell do I know?

Todd Palin? Jesus.