Antonio D’Arcangelis, congratulations. Thanks to you, the monstrosity from hell will forever be called …
The Island of Misfit Aborted Sea Creature Fetuses.
Antonio, hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your prize.
Of course, there were many great entries, and I’d like to thank all the participants. Here are some of the other favorites:
Dock Ellis Island
Are You Sure This Is What Peyton Asked For?
Marlin Over Miami
The Ozzie Guillen Rage Boner.
Jaws shits Froot Loops
Mt. Marine Biology
Jimmy Buffet’s Fever Dream
Clown Seafood Vomit
South Beach Suicide Watch
A Long Strange Trip with the Incredible Mr. Limpet
Mount F*cking Ridiculous.
The Guy Harvey’s Wet Dream
The Charlie Tuna Memorial Mausoleum & Gift Shop
A Good Idea On Coke
Jeff’s Colon: The Interior