So I took some time, and then some more time, deciding which entrant came up with the best name for the Miami Marlins’ new outfield statue thing. And after much consideration, we have a winner.
Antonio D’Arcangelis, congratulations. Thanks to you, the monstrosity from hell will forever be called …
The Island of Misfit Aborted Sea Creature Fetuses.
Antonio, hit me up at anngold22@gmail.com to claim your prize.
Of course, there were many great entries, and I’d like to thank all the participants. Here are some of the other favorites:
Dock Ellis Island
Mount Shitmore.
Are You Sure This Is What Peyton Asked For?
Marlin Over Miami
The Ozzie Guillen Rage Boner.
Jaws shits Froot Loops
Mt. Marine Biology
Jimmy Buffet’s Fever Dream
Clown Seafood Vomit
South Beach Suicide Watch
A Long Strange Trip with the Incredible Mr. Limpet
Mount F*cking Ridiculous.
Agador Sparticus
The Guy Harvey’s Wet Dream
The Charlie Tuna Memorial Mausoleum & Gift Shop
A Good Idea On Coke
Jeff’s Colon: The Interior
