I’m so famous

Every so often, after a random TV appearance or one of her friends saying, “I saw Jeffrey!” my mom will go off on how incredibly famous I am.

This is laughable for myriad reasons, including:

A. I’m never recognized by face. Never.

B. For someone so famous, I’ve struggled to reach 5,000 Twitter followers.

C. Most of the world doesn’t know I exist.

Best of all is the above photograph. I snapped it today while speaking, via Skype, about Sweetness to the Arlington Heights Library.

It speaks for itself, don’t you think?

1 thought on “I’m so famous”

  1. I’ve been in that exact room during a preseason adult amateur baseball league meeting. Looks like you’ve hit the big time!

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