JEFF PEARLMAN

JEFF PEARLMAN

The Great Piss Dilemma

Just walked into the Starbucks bathroom and saw this …

It’s gross, right? I mean, who the hell pisses all over the toilet, then leaves the mess for someone else to clean? Call me an over-reactor, but it takes a certain brand of asshead to leave his golden liquid all over, sans concern for the guy making $9 per hour to keep the place clean.

Ugh.

Here’s the thing. Once you enter the bathroom, and observe the scene, what are you supposed to do? If you pee, do you then clean it up? Out of goodness? Or, perhaps, out of fear? After all, what happens if someone enters as you exit? They’re gonna presumably assume the pee belonged to you. That would suck.

I took a photo.

And left.

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