Batman is Just Like Me

Screen Shot 2013-08-03 at 10.39.36 PMSaw this photo a few minutes ago, made me laugh.

What could Batman really be saying to Superman? I mean, what is there to talk about? “If I were immortal, and had superhuman strength, I’d be just like you.”

“Uh, but you’re not. You’re just some guy in a bat suit.”

“But if I were …”

“No, really. You’re not. You’re 43-years old. That means your prime years are gone. You can’t jump very far, you’re not very strong. You’re just a guy who’ll eventually be dead.”

“But …”

“Seriously, you’ve gone nothing but the suit.”