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This guy

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This guy is sitting across from me in Starbucks.

You know him. Head down, iPhone out, watching some video at full blast, sans buds. There are probably 30 of us in here, working, reading, enjoying time with our kids, spouses, whatever. It’s a relaxing place. A chance to unwind.

Then you hear the mumble from the iPhone, him giggling, more mumbling.

The question is this. Should I:

A. Ignore him, because this is what society has become?

B. Ask him kindly to lower the volume?

C. Come up with some snark?

D. Punch him in the teeth?

What’s the answer?