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Why is Donald Trump unwilling to prove he wasn’t in a mental hospital?

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In case you missed it, earlier tonight a writer named Kurt Eichenwald Tweeted the following:

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Then, quickly, he deleted it.

To be clear, I am not saying Donald Trump was institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown in 1990. However, I am also not saying Donald Trump was not institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown in 1990. What I am saying is that one must ask why Donald Trump has been unwilling to provide proof that he was not institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown in 1990. Is he hiding something? Because it seems like he’s hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn’t Donald Trump simply provide proof that, in 1990, he was not institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown? That’s what I would do, were I Donald Trump and were I institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown. As Donald Trump could have been.

But here’s a twist. We at jeffpearlman.com have sent people to Trump Tower, to find out whether Donald Trump was institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown in 1990. And we’re discovering some very interesting things. Things that will surprise a lot of people. About whether Donald Trump was institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown in 1990.

So it is up to Donald Trump to prove that Donald Trump was not institutionalized in a mental hospital for a nervous breakdown in 1990.

To be clear, I’m not saying he was.

I’m also not saying he wasn’t.

8 replies on “Why is Donald Trump unwilling to prove he wasn’t in a mental hospital?”

Many people on the internet are saying Trump might have had a nervous breakdown. I used to think Trump never had a nervous breakdown but now I am not sure. Some on the internet say they are investigating Trump’s nervous breakdown and they can’t believe what they are finding. Some people I think suggested that Trump’s medical records are fraudulent, fake. I saw a letter from his doctor, but there is no way to be sure it was a real letter from that doctor. This is all unbelievable believe me.

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I have some sort of proof that Donald Trump is the reincarnation of “REINHARD HEYDRICH”. He was the third powerful man under Hitler in Nazi Germany. Heydrich was known as the “BLONDE BEAST.” Mr. Trump admits that he dyes his hair blonde. The U.S. Presidential Limo is called “THE BEAST.” When Donald Trump rides in the Limo as President, he will be the “BLONDE” in the “BEAST.”

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Goddamn you’re stupid. You can’t parody the writer because this is already a parody. Jeff Pearlman is mocking Trump’s speaking style and the way he spread rumors about President Obama and others. So if you think this is a shady way of speaking, well, you’re in agreement with most of the country that Trump is a shady, shady man.

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vayas08, please provide proof that you stopped sleeping with children and small animals.

But here’s a twist. We have sent people to check out your lifestyle and we’re discovering some very interesting things. Things that will surprise a lot of people. I’m not saying you did or did not do these things, but you need to provide proof that you didn’t.

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