You peed on the toilet


Any man with a functioning penis has certainly peed on a toilet seat and/or toilet rim. Lord knows I have.

But here’s the thing one sees from working in endless cafes: Very few people take the time to clean their pee up.

It’s an indictment of humanity. Of our ethics. Of our laziness. Of our indifference to the suffering of others. Imagine thinking to yourself, “Eh, I’ll just leave my sprayed piss for the guy who works here at a minimum wage salary. He can clean it …”

I mean, how big of a jerk must one be? And how hard is it to wipe your yellow liquid from the seat?


OK, done venting.