JEFF PEARLMAN

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The delicious limited self-awareness of assholes

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Of all the things this world offers humanity, nothing is more delicious than the limited self-awareness of assholes.

I mean, I love ice cream.

I love rollercoasters.

I love Denzel Washington movies.

I love Southern California.

But I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever love anything as much as I love this Tweet.

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David Clarke wears his pretend tough guy cowboy hat all the time. But he also wears medals. Lots and lots and lots of medals. Clearly, they are supposed to symbolize something. Authority. Devotion. History to law enforcement.

The vast majority of them: Nonsense.