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In case you missed this, earlier today Donald Trump’s re-election committee (or whatever it’s called when a bunch of idiots work to put a conman in the world’s highest power position) sent out a letter soliciting donations of $20.20. In return, they say they’ll send bricks to Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.

Like this one …

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Now, I could use this space to once again slam Donald Trump, Mike Pence, all the once-sane Republicans who have surrendered their party and their mantles to a psychotic madman with a lengthy history of conning people. But, instead, I will address this to the people actually paying $20.20 for a brick.

(Throat clear).

You are so fucking stupid, it actually pains me. Seriously, take an IQ test. Does it clear 70? Seventy five? You find sending a fake brick funny? And I don’t mean this in the “I’m offended because liberal blah blah blah.” No, I mean—this is a stupid joke. It’s a con. A way of making you feel like you’re in on the gag, when, in truth, these wealthy white men are taking your money. So, seriously, Grandma, Grandpa, Pop, Uncle Jed. Shut off the Hannity, stop reading the Washington Examiner. Take a walk. Enjoy the fresh air. Hell, go play Bingo. Have a cup of coffee.

Anything but this.

They’re just playing you.

Jesus.

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