Donald Trump is visiting Alamo, Texas today.
Not The Alamo, as he certainly thought.
Alamo.
Here’s how this happened:
Trump: “I want to show my supporters the power of revolution.”
Rudy Giuliani: “Easy call—take a visit to the wall., sir”
Trump: “I need more than just the wall. I need something that screams, ‘Fight for Trump! Revolt! Charge ahead!'”
Giuliani: “Oh, this is too easy. Let’s make a visit to The Alamo, sir.”
Trump: “I don’t need to rent a car.”
Giuliani: “No, The Alamo—
Trump: “Fuck Georgia.”
Giuliani: “It’s in Texas, sir.”
Trump: “I knew that.”
Giuliani: “The Battle of the Alamo led to Texans beating back the Mexican Army. The symbolism alone is perfect, sir.”
Trump: “Call me sir.”
Giuliani: “I just did, sir.”
Trump: “This sounds great, Rudy. Let’s go on Tuesday.”
Giuliani: “I’m on it. All we have to do is take Air Force One to Alamo, sir.”
Trump: “The Alamo, or Alamo?”
Giuliani: “I’m pretty sure it’s both, sir. Place and town.”
Trump: “Of cour—wait. Stop. Rudy, stop! You’re tickling Mr. Happy Stick.”