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Andrew Cohen (PLEASE read this post. PLEASE)

My son Emmett is 3. His best friend, also 3, is a boy up the street named Andrew Cohen. Andrew is a sweet kid. Quiet, funny, occassionally goofy. Emmett lights up when he sees him, which, in turn, makes my wife and I light up. There’s a true value is

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Ralph Macchio: “The Cuddling is your favorite part.”

In the span of three days, I’ve become the world’s biggest Ralph Macchio fan. First, I love the Wax On, Fuck Off video, which you can see here (and, really, if you haven’t, watch it NOW. Simply genius, and hilarious). Second, and most important, the guy can laugh at himself.

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Why do we care about Kim Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian has either broken up with Reggie Bush (and is dating Miles Austin), or—under pressure from her mother and Bruce Jenner—they’re engaged to get married. I know this because I breathe air, and if you breathe air on American soil in the Lord’s Year 2010, you hear about Kim

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WNBA … Fantastic!: By Sloane Martin

In the aftermath of my WNBA thrashing of earlier this week, many people were pretty pissed. One of those was Sloane Martin, who called me an idiot. According to her Twitter account, Sloane is a “College student. Feminist. Rochester Red Wings (Triple-A affiliate of the MN Twins) production intern this

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New unis

Courtesy on slamonline, the Golden State Warriors will have new uniforms next year … My take: That’s the best they could do?

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Sarah Palin for president II

Just listened to the Palin interview again. Being serious—can someone explain to me, in clear terms, why she is beloved by many Republicans. She is literally trying to make the point that Obama doesn’t want to stop the leak (“We have to know that President Obama’s No. 1 priority is

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Sarah Palin for president

I’ve decided my life is boring, and I need excitement. Hence, I am endorsing Sarah Palin in 2012. Just so I can see more stuff like this! (My favorite moment comes about 2:55 in—the utterly confused look. And I’ll give Bill O due credit—not a bad job here)

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Why I am not a Republican: Volume 432,542,321,643,321

If you’re an American citizen or, more specifically, you’re a person directly impacted by the Gulf disaster, and you’re wondering whose side the Republican Party is on, here’s your answer. Earlier today Rep. Joe Barton, Republican from Texas, gave the opening statement at the BP hearings—and apologized to the company

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The NFL’s 18-game season

According to a report on SI.com this morning, the idea of an 18-game season is gaining traction with NFL owners. Of course it is. An 18-game season means more money. Much more money. Concessions, yes. But primarily television. Because while pre-season games are nice and dandy, they draw crap ratings.

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