I absolutely love this. A. What it says about Obama. B. That it’s on Foxnews.com. Clearly, there’s a chance John McCain still wins. But if he does, it’ll be in spite of running the worst presidential campaign of my lifetime. A pathetic, feeble jaunt that even his supporters must bemoan.

Well, my soul is gone. Today, the Pearlmans bought (egad) a minivan. Fuck, I feel like Fonzi admitting he was wrrr … wrrr … wrrr …. wrrr-ooonnng. I can barely get the word off my lips—mmmiiinnnnn … mmmmiiiinnniiii ….. mmmm … mmmm. Minivan Fuck. My wife, who I love more

This is my second grade class picture. The teacher was a woman named Kathy Travaglini, and I give her much credit for directing me toward journalism. For some reason I don’t quite remember, Mrs. Travaglini allowed me to put on TV shows for the entire class. I had a large

On Facebook, I recently posted a photo of the staff of my old college newspaper. Several people asked me what, exactly, had happened to a kid named Dennis O’Brien. So I’ve decided to post the following two stories below. Dennis was an interesting guy—a military vet with a real split

Back a few months ago, the wife and I bought a dog. We named her Norma, and I f—ing hated her. The poops. The puddles. The yelping and barking. I would have eagerly paid for a car to run her over. Sadly, no one wanted the $3 I was offering.

I found both of these off of Andrew Sullivan’s website—blown away by both. Please watch. Trust me, it’s worth it. This is my favorite. This is a very close second.

… but, when you run a campaign based on the “working man,” well, you better avoid shit like this: Who was the highest paid individual in Senator John McCain’s presidential campaign during the first half of October as it headed down the homestretch? Not Randy Scheunemann, Mr. McCain’s chief foreign

Worth watching. Click here.

So here’s a story I’ve never told to anyone beyond family members and close friends. It doesn’t reflect particularly well on my journalistic standards (which, for the record, have improved markedly over the years), but it always makes me laugh. Back in 1999, Steve Cannella, Mark Bechtel and I were

So I was going to scan in my fourth grade class picture and ask readers to ID me. But that seemed sorta silly. So I throw this one out instead: The first person to properly identify which kid is named Matt Heywood wins a free book. Please send entries to