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Death of the black widow

So a few minutes ago, as my dog peed for the final time this evening, I noticed a unique spider in a web outside the house. I flashed my phone on it, and the wife said, “Is that a black widow?” We did an image search. Yup—black widow. Shit. Even

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Today I lost my shit on a pickup basketball court

It’s 4:30 pm. About six hours ago, I lost my shit on a pickup basketball court. In my defense, it was hot. And not normal California hot, but humid, with sweat pouring out of 95 percent of my pores. Also in my defense, I’m old (47) and crusty, and within

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Trying the impossible

I gave up red meat in 2005. I was 32 at the time, and the wife and I were spending our summer living in the wilderness, where she ran a camp for disadvantaged kids. Many of my days were spent solo, and there wasn’t much around—save Burger King. I loved

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Andrew Luck was Done Wrong

Beverly Oden is a Stanford University graduate and former member of the United States Olympic volleyball team. Follow her on Twitter here. Here, she offers her take on the media reporting Andrew Luck’s retirement—before Andrew Luck could. Thirty five minutes. That’s how close Andrew Luck was to a completely different

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On the booing of Andrew Luck

For the eight of you who missed this, earlier tonight it was announced that Andrew Luck, the veteran Colts quarterback, is retiring from the NFL at age 29. When they learned the news, a good number of Indianapolis fans booed him. Yes, booed him. #Colts QB Andrew Luck is booed

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What’s going on there?

So most Saturday mornings I play basketball at a nearby outdoor court. I’ve been doing this for about three years, and it’s something I genuinely look forward to. The runs feature an eclectic buffet of players—a bunch of local high school kids, a couple of men in their 60s, some

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Disloyalty

Back during my childhood in Putnam County, N.Y., my family was part of a small Jewish congregation named Chavura Beth Chai. It was founded by a handful of families (the Pearlmans included) who wanted to practice spirituality in a comfortable setting with familiar faces and a relatively laid-back approach. For

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Michigan’s Man of the Year

In case you missed this one, tonight in a speech in New Hampshire Donald Trump told the attendees that he was once named Michigan’s Man of the Year. An award that does not exist. It’s not the first time he’s made such a claim. Back in 2016, according to various

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Self. Loathing.

If you missed this, earlier tonight at a Manchester, N.H. rally Donald Trump mocked a protester as he was removed, saying into a microphone, “That guy’s got a serious weight problem. Go home, start exercising!” Um. A few issues with this: • A. Donald Trump is obese. Not a bit

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