So there’s an online petition to change the NBA logo, which is a silhouette of Jerry West, to a silhouette of Kobe Bryant. Like the one offered above. It’s some seriously dumb shit. Look, I love a lot about Kobe Bryant. I mean that—I love a lot about Kobe Bryant.

So the other day my daughter Casey was looking to make a purchase on eBay. She was using my computer, and upon completion I said, “Let’s see how much my books are selling for here.” I typed in my name, and wound up here. As expected, some of my stuff

In case you missed this, a few days ago Cam Newton appeared at the NFA 7v7 East Regional held at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. It’s a football tournament, and the former NFL MVP’s foundation sponsors some of the participating teams. In other words, Newton was involved because he wanted to

In case you missed this, Johnny Damon was arrested yesterday for drunk driving. The details are here. Portions of social media took great delight in the news, especially two details: A. Damon’s blood alcohol level was allegedly .30, which is insanely high; B. Damon’s wife was also arrested and charged

In the wake of Ted Cruz’s controversial decision to leave the frozen tundra of Texas for a Cancun getaway, his poodle Snowflake asked to write a guest post for jeffpearlman.com. Here’s Snowflake … Listen up, bitches. I’ve been hearing a lot of shit talk about my owner, beard wolf guy,

In case you missed it earlier this evening Ted Cruz was spotted on a flight to Cancun. Normally, this wouldn’t be much of a big deal. After trying to overthrow democracy, one must be exhausted. So—Cancun! Pools! Beaches! Makes perfect sense. But, at the same time Cruz was finding his

Rush Limbaugh is dead, and according to social media I’m supposed to be happy. Limbaugh was, at best, poison. A Rolling Stone piece posted earlier today was headlined RUSH LIMBAUGH DID HIS BEST TO RUIN AMERICA, and i don’t entirely disagree. Limbaugh was largely responsible for turning political disagreement into

In case you missed this, a couple of days ago Vincent Jackson, former star wide receiver for the San Diego Chargers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was found dead inside his room at the Homewood Suites in Brandon, Florida. Jackson was 38; a three-time Pro Bowler who last stepped onto the

Just read a very interesting piece in the New York Times about Adam Kinzinger, the Illinois Republican congressman who is catching all sorts of shit for supporting the impeachment of Donald Trump. He was lambasted by relatives. He was lambasted by people like Larry Smith, chairman of the La Salle

In case you missed this, earlier today the world was introduced to the trailer for the second Justice League film. Here’s the link. And, in response, I say this: No. No. No. No. No. The first “Justice League” came out four years ago, and it was an absolutely dreadful piece