JEFF PEARLMAN

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vagisil

In reaction to my Derek Dooley column:

Dude, grow a set, man up, and get on with your life. Just because Derek Dooley didn’t grant you access to a scrimmage is no reason to act like a 9 year old girl who just had her ice cream cone stolen. I mean, seriously, how mature are you. Just another example of a disgruntled media guy trying to get his time in the spotlight by acting like a little girl.
Chris
Oh, one more question….. Would you like some Vagisil??
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And my response—I took a new approach:
Ha! Chris! Love it! Vagisil! Like I’m a girl, and I have a vagina! Ha!

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